Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
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my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
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figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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