yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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