Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
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If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
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Use "feeling words"
Yay
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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