Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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