If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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