I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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