I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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