who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
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We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
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He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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