We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
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