Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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