no you cant smoke seaweed
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
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Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
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blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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