puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
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I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
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My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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