I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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