Sponge bath it is.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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