I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Houston, we have a blender
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
