he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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