Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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