with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
well you can't waste a boner
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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