Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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