The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
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We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
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We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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