I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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