on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
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Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
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Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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