and you said cock pushups were impossible
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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