There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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