Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
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The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
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My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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