question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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