My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
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You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
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My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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