A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
Porn is love you can see.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
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On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
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Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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