quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
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He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
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I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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