a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
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nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
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For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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