Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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