Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
vagina is talking i cant
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Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
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They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
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