I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
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he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
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Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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