dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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