Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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