Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
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i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
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At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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