dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
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After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
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I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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