Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I think your dad took our porno
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Randomize
