Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
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She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
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Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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