Midget sex pt 2 tonight
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Holy sore nipples Batman
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Randomize
