6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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