on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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