I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Ketchup is God's man juice
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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