I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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