We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
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Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
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If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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