i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Randomize
