If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
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The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
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I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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