Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
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His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
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I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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