i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
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Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
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He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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