Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
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If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
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this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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