Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower