I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
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I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
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tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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