To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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