We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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