Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
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